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When you go to the bar and none of your drinks are on you. Usually happens unexpected. If you go to eat afterwards, usually ur meals not on you either, unless "your night" stops at the bar.
I had my night when I went to the bar and my friend treated me to all my drinks. It continued at Denny's when someone paid for my plate.
A night in which you start out with the boys and all fellow Blokes are invited. Beers are consumed in large quantities. All the boys are full of Adrenalin and rage until the sun comes up and then rage some more. Girls tend to come late night and pipe the most obnoxious dude of the party. It’s a reward for all the testosterone one bloke releases throughout the night. Anyone there named Shane Mcdevitt most likely has panties on with a Guess shirt.
Yo dude let’s have a Bloke Night with the boys.
Person or Persons hired to perform tasks for others, specifically either at night or during the day for people whose lives are most active at night. Paid Personal Fixer, Runner, Chef, Assistant.
I have a new job as a personal night tasker, LOL picking up my bosses dry cleaning and dropping off the dirty ones. She sleeps all day, but I make sure she is Haute every night.
Endless amount of drinking and drugs on any given night, party till sunrise.
Let’s have a wholesome night
A person who is intoxicated at a late hour, and is crawling in order to get from one place to another.
While walking by the pub, I noticed a night hampster failing to cross the street, and reeking of vodka.
A sock that a human male wears around his genitalia during the night as a preventative measure for the mess caused by a wet dream.
I'm so horny, I should probably wear a night sock tonight.
All that food and uneaten crap you find in bed in the morning after either drinking, sleepwalking, or just getting the midnight munchies. It usually includes leftovers, microwaveable garbage, and just general junk food.
K: Ugh, what's that smell?
H: I slept walked again last night, and those are the remaining night burgers.
K: Get that out of here, it smells like a dead body!