Chicken soup

When preparing for surgery or colonoscopy, the final product left in the toilet in the process of clearing the bowels; a yellowish broth-like and liquid bowel movement.

The doctor asked the nature of my last bowel movement prior to the procedure; I told her I had chicken soup.

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puke in the soup

1. (n.) The final incident which causes one or more parties to give up on attempting to remedy a situation.

2. (v.) Phrase that may be used in situations of extreme frustration or hopelessness in which one has reached the limit of one's tolerance for stupidity or other vexing qualities.

Dude! You totally just puked in the soup!!

Allison's fifth bout of syphilis was the puke in the soup, and she promptly gave up prostitution.

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cold soup

Something that makes no sense.

Having no particular meaning

Boy: Have you ever bathed in Grapes?
Girl: What? Thats cold soup!!

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Soup Dick

The insertion of a penis followed by swirling movement and then retraction of said penis.

Also may refer to any sex that is especially moist.

"Did you get laid last night?" "Hell yeah, I got that Soup Dick, girl!"

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gooch soup

When a female profusely secretes love juices that trickle down between the anal and vaginal cavities forming a concoction of liquids that can be ingested by a male or female. Anal juices may contribute.

Guy 1: Dude, I made Jenny so wet last night!
Guy 2: Did she have some gooch soup?
Guy 1: Yea bro, but it tasted like ass...
Guy 2: Nice

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bowling for soup

BOWLING FOR SOUP kicking asses
bestest band ever! yay!
hella much better than those whinning emo bands

My Chemical Romance fans go and fuck yourself..!! yeah!!

u're bitch but I love u anyway (cool)

I'm not okkkk (fuck it)

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soup sandwich

something that is so fucked up, that it reaches an impossible degree that its compared to a sandwich made out of soup.

dave peeing in that gurls but was more fucked up then a soup sandwich

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