tea and crumpets

the only things they eat and drink in europe

european restaurant menu:
1. tea and crumpets - 5 euros
2. crumpets and tea - 5 pounds

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tea cupping

The female crouches her lower body onto another person. This action resembles the act of "tea bagging" for the male population, yet a tea cup is more depicted in the visual sense than a tea bag.

Mary is tea cupping Stacey after getting plastered and falling on her ass.

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Tea Bagging

1. When an unsuspecting victim passes out and his "friend" dips his naked balls on the victim's forehead and/or mouth.

2. When a right-wing News Network creates an unsuccessful astroturf "movement" in which less than .01% of the population participates/cares.

3. When you and your friends receive a new tax CUT but go out in public and complain about a Tax INCREASE and wonder why nobody is listening and everybody is laughing.

Hey Cletus, did you hear that communist Obama is CUTTING our taxes?! How DARE he put his hands in my wallet and try to TAKE my money. I think we better listen to Fox&Friends and go to that tax day Dick Army Tea Bagging!

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tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

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skeet tea

Iced tea that contains sperm.

Dude, why did you piss the waitress off? Your going to have some skeet tea!

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Iced Tea

A form of diarrhea that is the consistancy of Iced Tea. No chunks and lighter in color. This occurance usually sounds like you're peeing from the butthole.

Wow, Karen made some fresh Iced Tea in the bowl earlier.

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Tea Party

A Tea Party is a meeting in a public men's restroom stall for anonymous gay sex at 4pm, tea time. "Tea Party 4pm" is usually written in permanent marker on the inside wall of restroom stalls where this takes place.

George Michael hosts a tea party Tuesdays at 4pm in Roxbury Park.

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