When a person freezes a turd and uses it as a sex toy anally until it thaws out and returns to the ocean or toilet.
The black salmon hid under the ice until it swam back and fourth to warm up and eventually returned to the ocean.
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The most commonly used car by police so they don't look like cops
(friend driving)
(Passenger) woah man slow down
(friend) why I don't see any cops
(Passenger) you see that Black Toyota Camry pulled over there
(friend) yeah so
(Passenger) it's a cop, see how he's got part most of his window covered there
(friend) oh
(Passenger) yeah it's a speed trap
(friend) I should slow down then
An African-American with an traditionally Irish or Gaelic last name
"What's your name man?"
"Darius McDonald"
"Ah a black Irish!"
Similar to Black Airforce One Energy. A person with no fears and instantly reacts without hesitation no matter the morality of the situation.
Someone that only cares about oneself and nobody else.
You have black crocs energy.
Approximately when an Indiana University PC blackscreens on you, making you think that you have lost everything you have been working on, then suddenly your screen reappears.
Do not freak. That is what we call a Big Red Black Out.
Like black Friday, except you steal everything so you're not getting a good deal, you're getting a GREAT deal because it's all free.
Want to go black guyday "shopping"