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The "Alex Squared Syndrome". In other words, a syndrome that causes the individual to be late to EVERY event. It derived from both Alex's: DM & DB. You know you've got it when you're tired as heck, look a little high, or start arriving late to events in a consecutive sequence. You'll never be early, nor on time, once you've got the syndrome!
DM & DB arrive late to a band event.
DB: Looks like we're both late...AGAIN!!!
DM: And at the same time, for the thousandth time!
DB & DM (togehter): It's the A^2 Syndrome!
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1. any number in the millions (1,000,000-9,999,999) that has two commas
2. rich, snobby mofos
Man, those 2-comma kids think their shit don't smell or somethin'.
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A thing all gamers want, but is too illegal to have.
Minecraft is a great game, so people want a Minecraft 2. HOWEVER, IT IS WAY TOO ILEGALL TO OWN IT.
or just download some custom mod idk.
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if you are with your bf on this day you have to make out. there is no exceptions
omg today is november 2 we need to make out!
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whenever there is a show, season 2 of it is always the best
Person 1: so whats you favourite season of insert show here
Person 2:Season 2, BITCH!
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The 2% rule is a reference measurement noting the relative amount smarter you need to be (or think) to be able to pull off a particular task.
Frequently used as a gentle insult or to point out someone's apparent stupidity, usually in direct reference to a task said person is presently trying to accomplish. Typically but not limited to involving the use or inability to use a piece of technology.
Person 1: I can't get my phone to upload this picture I just took of myself to Myspace.
Person 2: 2% rule.
or
Drunk guy 1 (after having a few more drinks): That dude doesn't look so tough anymore. I'm gonna kick his a$$ now.
Less drunk guy 2: That last shot dropped you down to 1%.
Drunk guy 1 (slurring): Wait, whut?
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December 2nd is the one day that all school students should skip. This day should be a day to celebrate the best time of the year (also celebrating the end of No Nut November).
Mom: Honey shouldn’t you be getting ready for school?
Kid: No mom its December 2
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