Morris Disease

An obsession where one has to shove anything they get there hands on up their rectal cavity.

"Dude, your remote smells like shit. Do you have Morris Disease or what?"

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horse disease

some one who has a huge dick like a horse

that guy is walking funny he must have horse disease

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marians disease

An illness that footballers have after long term injury when they have got used to sitting on the bench and not playing.

Marians Disease - Marian Pahars appeas to be injured again - oh no wait, he isn't injured, he just doesn't want to play.

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peteriosis disease

the extreme urge to be a fag and a skater and a poser. other symptoms include:not wanting to cut hair,hair taking on properties of tempered steel,extreme protectiveness over a hat,piglike nose,extreme hair growth causing ideal conditions for parasites,lice,crabs,tics,spiders,leeches and hobos,and loss of friends.

peter symchuck has peteriosis disease

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weo disease

weo disease: definition: weo disease (we-o di-ss-ee-ase)
adjective
1. someone who cannut speww cowwectwy to save theiw wife;

Da stages of weo disease incwude:
Stage 1 “I am siting on da chaiw”
Stage 2 “I am sattign on teh chai”
Stage 3 “Iam situfng ont eh chauow”
Stage 4 “yiam suwtibng ont jskehe chow”
Stage 5 Unweadabwe

Da disease usuawwy spweads fwom pewson to pewson, and thewe’s nu knuwn cuwe.

pewson 1: “i cjaknt du anthbing”
pewson 2: “u haz da weo disease dawg oh shit” :3

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Julio disease

Every sexual disease known to man, including the undiscovered. Originated from an illegal immigrant, Julio, who hooked up with random men on Grindr and refused to use protection.

Masta Rebecca: "Ah man, you got the Julio disease?"

Slave Marvin: "Yeah, I got it from Eric on Grindr."

Masta Rebecca:"Ew, don't touch me!"

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akersins disease

to throw bad during baseball warm-ups

Guy 1:Dude you keep throwing the ball over my head. This is just warm-ups can you not throw on a straight line?
Guy 2: Sorry I must have akersins disease!

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