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Fap crap and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. Masturbation, defecation and siesta. It should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. It is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.
Student 1: Mate class sucks today, I don't know how much longer I can endure it.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.
Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.
The act of rubbing one out as soon as you wake up in the morning.
I woke up with morning wood so i had a breakfast fap-jack to get rid of it.
This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.
Me: *shoots Teddy bear*
Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.
Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD
Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS
Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu
A month-long meme challenge, like No Nut November, that involves abstaining from fapping for the entire month of February.
There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
Bloke #1: Hey Liam, now that Just Jesus January is over, wanna do Forfeit Fapping February?
Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.
Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.
Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!
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This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap-a-saurus Rex is the most extreme. It is someone who masturbates constantly, during every waking and non-waking moment. This is a person whose hand you never want to shake. This is the type of person who does not eat, shower, or sleep, because it takes them away from fapping.
Joe Schmoe: "Dude, have you seen Bill recently?"
Tim Fuckis: "Yeah about three weeks ago. That's when he became a Fap-a-saurus Rex."
Joe Schmoe: "Damn, so that means he does nothing but fap? Not even eat or sleep? And I thought I was bad being a Fap Master"
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When you wake up in the morning and your testosterone is peaked and you have a throbbing erection. You feel the urge to fapit away. And you quick get your porn and mastrubate to it within twenty minutes of waking up in the morning.
*Stretches* Yaawn oh my I just realised I have a throbbing erection. Possibly from an erotic dream. Id better fap this bad boy away.
*fap* *fap* *fap*
That was a great "Wake n' fap
Just as good as a cup of coffee.
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A challenge similar to no nut november but it is in February. If you failed No Nut November, then you can compete in Fuck Fapping February, and redeem yourself. Following this month can be named March Madness or something similar.
If you complete both challenges, then you are the master of self-control.
Hell yeah, I got through No Nut November, now I gotta prepare for Fuck Fapping February.
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