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a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".
Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
McBain: MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
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When someone sees the inner beauty of everyone because they know physical appearance can't be helped, but personality can. Due to this, they "see" people for who they really are. A beautiful person can remain beautiful looking to them, however if their personality is ugly, the person with Shallow Hal Goggles will not be interested.
Comes from the movie Shallow Hal, in which Hal is hypnotized to see people for who they are on the inside.
Compare and contrast beer goggles.
Bob: Anthony turned down a date with the hot head cheerleader! Is he stupid?
Alice: No, he just has Shallow Hal Goggles. He's not interested in someone mean and bitchy.
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Chinese Safety Goggles. When you dont have any safety goggles on hand and need to protect your eyes, you simply squint. Looking like a china-man and protecting your peepers.
John: "Hey Brian arent you going to use some safety goggles when you are tearing apart that tile floor?"
Brian: "Naw bra I dont need them. I have my Chinese Safety Goggles on. I never leave home without these baddies."
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Cartoonishly over sized or adorned glasses, generally possessing some obnoxious tint. Usually worn at night and accompanied with an insane amount of cologne and loud broken english.
"Did you see that idiot over there in the Eurotrash Douche-goggles?" "See him? I can smell him!"
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A made-up term used by Charlie Sheen in the Two and a Half Men episode entitled "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop" aired on 11/22/2010. There is much speculation that it might be a crude sexual term like many of the invented sex acts seen here on Urban Dictionary. Many fans have created their own obscene definitions on sites such as Yahoo Answers.
Some have theorized that Japanese Rain Goggles may be in reference to Mejikara anti-wrinkle goggles, which are made of silicone rubber. Charlie may have meant Courtney's fake boobs, also made of silicone, were in his eyes.
Charlie: "Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese Rain Goggles?"
Allan: "I've never even heard of that."
Charlie: "Neither had I until last night and now I don't know how I ever lived without 'em!"
Girl: "What are Japanese Rain Goggles?"
Boy: "I'll show you later baby."
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n.
a physically unattractrive woman who looks good to heavily drunk men as a result of the men's pounding.
Victoria's Secret has done miracles, helping marry off some two bag women and beer goggle bait.
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The act of placing your testicles over a sleeping, unsuspecting victims eyes.
"He got me with Arabian meat goggles!"
"what was it like?"
"like a red haze with veins everywhere!"
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