half nip

when one nipple is harder than the other

When George sucked on one of Sally's nipples she began to half nip...he soon made it even.

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half-ply

the cheapest toilet paper there is; mostly found in public stalls

Dude the bathrooms suck! All they had was some lousy half-ply that just fell apart!

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half wigger

A white person that only dresses black but does not talk in jive or ack like hes a ganster. Less or not at all as gay as a full wigger.

EX. Bill Boller
Kid: "Wow here comes that wigger what a fag."
Half Wigger: "Hi guys!"
Kid: "Ok your only a half wigger thats not bad."
Half Wigger: "Whats a half wigger?"
Kid: "Go look it up on ubandictionary.com!"

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HALF-BAKED

Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.

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half-butt

Cleaner version of half-ass. Usually said by children not allowed to swear, or adults who don't swear.

"Steven! You're doing a half-butt job of pressure-washing the house!"

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Half-A-Virgin

You become 'Half-A-Virgin'... or use the excuse, because you've tried VERY VERY VERY hard to remain pure. But have this one experience when a dick 'may or may not have' entered a place it wasn't supposed to.

Hence, you are 'half'. It was in there, but not long enough for it to take away your virginity.

Person K: So has anyone ever had a PIECE OF YOUR PIE?!
Person A: No. I'm Half-A-Virgin.
Person K: How is that possible?!
Person A: Maybe you should check out UrbanDictionary, to answer that question.

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half serious

50% serious. Misunderstood. Serious and kidding simultaneously. Extraterrestrial soul. A madman's 'thought experiment' was simply just a thought. You decide your own level of involvement. Where are the words??? Ambivalent. Lukewarm. Outcast, weirdo, creep, misfit, loner, etc. Inability to conform. Impractical emotion. Not grounded. Lack of Earth signs in an Astrological Natal chart. am always half serious most people are either being serious or not. If being serious was a high school class a half serious person would always have a failing grade. Thoughts and feelings equally. Half(baked)Serious(stoned). Calm down I was only being half serious!!! Serious about being half serious. Nothing left to do laugh at the absurdity of everything. Invent your own meaning because I'm tired and others misinterpret everything I write or say anyways.

Don't get too emotional I am only half serious.