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A person dedicated to the music and vibes of the band Lemon Jelly. Usually found posting on jelly forums, grooving to jelly music or just smiling about life in general. A very fine group of individuals.
"My really cool friend is a total Jelly Head."
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A person (aka me) who hands out free jelly e.g. cola bottles, fried eggs, percy pigs etc whilst heavily under the influence of drugs
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when a man is about to ejaculate into his partners mouth, he punches his partners nose, make it bleed, and comes on her face.
I love giving the bitch jelly donuts.
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Get a fucking life. the people that actually practice this bullshit never get laid
People that wear jelly bracelets need to get a fucking life
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The Art of Jelly Hammin lies somewhere between Whiskey Dick and some of the best sex of your life; due to endurance. Warning: The come down is a killer. Make sure to compensate with heavy does of HD porn and marijuana and in some cases Vitamin B.
Last night was ridiculous! I was jelly hammin' with her till sunrise but never closed the deal. #sweatynuts #closebutnocigar
(Noun) A mix of sperm and lube that occurs after you F$#k the shit out of someone.
Dude my dick was covered in penis jelly last night.
Jelly-bagging is when you take a zip lock bag and fill it with personal lubricant. You then put a condom on your dick and stick the bag in between your couch cushions. Finally, you get on your knees and proceed to have intercourse with the bag of jelly that's firmly wedged into the couch.
I got home from work a bit early and happened to see my roommate Steve jelly-bagging my new sofa. Man was I pissed about that.