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1) A fan club for fat people who go to mcdonalds, have large saggy male breast, are greasy, are unfitt, cant climb more than one flight of stairs and overall are fat greasy people.
2) a joke invented by a high school student
3) a fan club for anyone who makes vommiting sound when working out on The Biggest Loser USA
1) obeseguy: "McDonalds fan club, hot damn sign me up".
2) kid1: hey this is gonna sound weird but just hear me out, ok?
kid2: ok, fire away
kid1: well imagine this mcdonalds commercial where a fat guy walks into mcdonalds and barges to the front of the que and shouts "GIVE ME A CHEESE BURGER", and then eats the acne ridden teenager working the cashregister.
kid2:.....you know, you should be on tv.
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When you are tiping cows then smoke a coco puff. then the cow says that you are gay. then it attacks you. So you piss on it the light it on fire and run it over with a semitruck that has chain saws attached to the front.
McDonalds meat prosesing Sucks.
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The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!
She gave bad head, so I gave her the Ronald McDonald Special. Shit was hot, son.
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Donald Trump and all his stupid campaign plans.
Can also be used as Ronald McDonald Trumping, to take a funny-shaped and smelly shit
A: Did you hear what Ronald McDonald Trump said in his campaign rally?
B: Yeah, he's got some big plans for someone with a small penis.
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When you go to Mc Donald's and have sex in the bathroom for more than 5 hours.
Maybe I should get a Big Mac and then we can have a Chick flick at mcDonald's after I'm done.
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A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.
I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.
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While having sex with a woman doggy style, you pull out and spit on her back, giving her the false impression that you just cum. Then when she turns around you cum right in her face.
Like when you go to the McDonalds Drive-Through and you pull your food out of the window.
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