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The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.
Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!
The soft, nose-driven caress of a vagina post-cunnilingus during the waning stages of an orgasm. Usually shared among lesbians.
I never took Debra to be a muff nuzzler, but Goddamn, she surely knows how to nuzzle a muff.
My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night
Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.
My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.
A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.
Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.
A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.
But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.
Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...
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get your leg open love, make room for me muff dagger
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