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‘How was last night mate?’
‘Not bad pal, bit of a lary one, I had muff sandwich for tea!’
A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.
Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.
My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night
One who promotes their homosexuality to advance their popularity, celebrity status, or political gain.
That one muff-martyr that played "Doogie Howser" was back in the news today:
The soft, nose-driven caress of a vagina post-cunnilingus during the waning stages of an orgasm. Usually shared among lesbians.
I never took Debra to be a muff nuzzler, but Goddamn, she surely knows how to nuzzle a muff.
A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.
But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.
Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...
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get your leg open love, make room for me muff dagger
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