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A nuzzler is an individual that enjoys the sensation of testicles rubbing against their lower lip and chin while performing a blowjob.
I hear that T-bag is such a nuzzler.
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the type of blue jean that nuzzles one's nads. Also referred to as nut huggers. Girl jeans worn by guys.
guy 1: dude, check out Charley and his new nad nuzzlers.
guy 2: wtf are nad nuzzlers?
guy 1: pretty much the same as nut huggers, but more more eccentric
One who particularly enjoys planting his/her nose firmly between a guy's balls during oral sex; all the better to enjoy the warm and musky smell of a fully turned on man.
George screwed his nose deeply into Nathan's ball sack and took a deep lung full of his man's most private aroma. George truly loved being his guy's nut nuzzler at times like this.
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How to call them an "ass kiss" and sound original.
Christy has been in the boss’s office for 10 minutes. What a bum nuzzler. - or as a verb - Christy has been in the boss’s office bum nuzzling him for the last 10 minutes.
Someone who gets very intermit with his cousin.
Jim: “That guy married his cousin”.
Tom: “Wow! I did not know he was a cuz-nuzzler”.
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A Wombat nuzzler is a breed of moonbat, with a distinctive combination of ecofascism, buddhism, anti-Semitism, dhimmitude, and psuedoscience. Unlike the common moonbat, who usually expresses one of these traits at a time, the wombat nuzzler displays all these qualities simultaneously when threatened.
I was out on a date with this hot girl. We were eating cooscoos, then a car back-fired or something. She suddenly began screaming, saying,"And Buddha-love-no-think-non-mind will kill the bushitler-sympathizer crypto-Jew Bill Gates if his nazi SUVs keep killing Palestinian bushbabies in the BIGGEST INFANTICDAL HOLOCAUST SINCE THE 2000 ELECTION!" Why do I keep dating crazy fucking wombat nuzzlers?
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These pre-human creatures are usually 1 week to 3 months. Above 3 months they're frequently referred to as nipple biters! Nipple nuzzlers are selfish and manipulative little creatures that routinely steal a man's prized toys. They make silly little sounds that human females emulate but that make no sense. Nipple Nuzzlers are members of the sub-species "pleasure interruptis". They are known to make extremely loud bellowing sounds or give off odors that are extremely noxious at very inconvenient times. Unless these creatures are properly placed into development hibernation there will never be peace in the house again. The cuteness is only a front to allow them to gain a hold on the human female. Once that happens it's YEARS to eradicate the infestation!
How about we put the Nipple Nuzzler in his crib, turn off the bellow box and go to our room to play for a little while?