Nerd Burn

An insult towards a non-nerd that makes a reference only nerds would understand.

Confused Non-nerd: Should I include my T1 line in my packing bag?

Nerd: Do you mean your Ethernet cord? You couldn't fit a T1 line in a bag!

Nerds within earshot: *laughter* Ohhhh! Nerd Burn!

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bean burn

Chaffing of one's clitoris due to excessive digital stimulation.

Tiffany called in sick to work today after flicking her bean all night looking at pictures of Brody Jenner. She has bean burn.

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asian burn

a red glowing burning of the face caused by intoxication (not necessarily on an asian person)

After 23 shots Jeffrey showed a fierce asian burn.

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clothes burning

When a boy and girl are too young to have sex, but in engage in the movement of sex with their clothes on.

Yall not going to believe this, but I clothes burned Erica last night

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Grandma burn

A burn that comes straight from a grandmother. It originated from an episode of That 70's Show. The direct line is "That, my friend, was the greatly feared, but solemnly heard, Grandma burn."

-Look at this, Grandma!
-Oh, that's just, um, wonderful....?
-Dude, grandma burn!

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burn talk

Talk between people that generally consists of illegal or suspicious activity.

"Nigga on the phone talking burn talk to the plug"

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Fecal Burns

A situation in which your fecal burns you.

When you have ate too much hot food like jalapenos or hot sauce etc. and while your making doo-doo your fecal matter is actually causing your butthole to burn because of the high levels of hot broken down food rubbing you anus. FECAL BURNS....

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