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Urine that magically seems to form in a person's bladder when they are feeling nervous, anticipatory for performance, have stage fright, etc.
Joe: I can't give the graduation speech, I suddenly have a massive urge to run to the bathroom.
Jane: Nah, it's just nerve pee.
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That poopy-pee smells very good.
I woke up covered in poopy-pee not remembering what happened.
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The long strand of hair from a puppies red rocket holster.
Mom the dog got gum in his pee lash!
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After any time you've been out and have had too much to drink ( coffe, booze, anything liquid basically) and your bladder is so full that you go to the bathroom and need to go again immediately afterward.
Girl ( outside stall ) "Hurry up, there's a good song on and I want to go hear it."
Other girl ( peeing, in stall ) "I'm done, I just have to wipe.
Oh damn! I've gotta re-pee!"
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It is when a man sits down to pee. Where the piss hits the front bowl and makes as little noise as possible. It is when you go take a piss and don't want to wake anybody up, say abusive dad or wife. Also pee this way to avoid waking up a baby.
I came in so late last night, I didn't want to wake the wife, so I had to stealth peeing technique.
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Someone who usually provides terrible ideas during a time of urgency when a real idea or plan must be forged. These ideas tend to be very poorly thought out and simple but the pee snake thinks very hard and the idea seems very good to their simple mind. Pee snakes also perform certain actions without considering other factors involved such as trying to spit out of a closed window and wiping prior to defacating. The pee snake will usually become angered if you inform them of their stupidity.
Guy driving: "Dude if your gonna throw up do it out the window."
The Pee Snake comes up with his own plan to throw up into a plastic bag which he does not check for holes resulting in a week long vomit smell in the car.
Guy driving: "Dude look at you! Your such a fucking Pee Snake!"
The Pee Snake: "Calm down duuude my bad!"
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The barrier that stops you when you need to fart by threatening to make you piss your pants when you do.
I was about to let out a massive fart i'd been holding for hours but the pee barrier stopped me.
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