The day the most awesome person ever was born
Hey itβs august 17th
Oh really letβs celebrate the birth of the most awesome person ever
4π 1π
If you are born on august 6 you are hilarious, unpopular but not an offie, and Lowkey kinda cute
Person1: Whatβs your birthday?
Person 2:August 6th why?
Person1:Oh my god you are amazing and the best at everything and you are super funny
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Yungblud's birthday ππ
What day is today (August 5) ?
Its Yungblud's birthday.
16π 10π
August 13th is national early Christmas day. If you want to celebrate Christmas but it's not December 25th, just wait until August 13th for early Christmas day and celebrate! Don't have the exact same celebration though, actual Christmas is supposed to have a bigger celebration!
Bob: hey, what holiday is today?
Joe: Well, it's August 13th so it must be National Early Christmas Day!
Bob: Happy early Christmas!
12π 6π
The day where the most cute girls are born.
She was born on 1st August! Sheβs probably an angel!
8π 3π
National send a nude day. Anyone must send you a nude if you ask for it
Hey I just got 3 nudes from my girl because itβs August 27, national send a nude day
78π 69π
Treat your boyfriend good on August 5 b*tch
9π 4π