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When brian writes down my happy birthday in his agenda
The girl whose birthday is being celebrated for the month leading up to her birthday. Everyday she receives something in the mail for her birthday. From postcards to sealed cards to wrapped packages.
"What's with the cool stuff you're getting in the mail?"
"I'm the birthday month girl."
"What's her deal?"
"She's the birthday month girl."
"Oh. So she's special."
"There's no talking to her."
if ur birthday is the 4th of august that makes u the best person in the world and ur better than everyone else
4th august birthday defined people be like:
bald person: '22nd december is better then every other birthday'
best person: 'im born on 4th august so that makes me better automatically'
bald person: 'omg im so sorry im a furry and i must bow down to u'
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The embarrassing situation where one's unpopularity is revealed by a disappointingly low number of public birthday wishes on one's Facebook wall, especially in comparison to others in one's peer group.
"Hey Steve, just looked at your wall and saw only three people wished you a happy birthday? WTF?!"
"I know man, so bummed. It was a total Facebook Birthday Flop :-(("
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When you wish happy birthday to mere acquaintances who are your friends on facebook solely because their birthday is shortly before yours. You do this because you want them to return the birthday wish and increase your birthday wall posts. If their birthday was any other time you would not even consider it.
Loser: Why didn't you wish me happy birthday yesterday? I wrote on your wall last week on your birthday.
Non-loser: I don't even know you loser, you were obviously just birthday wish fishing.
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When you want to throw your friend a surprise party but it ends up just being you, your friend, and a rat sitting around the kitchen table eating cake.
I wanted to throw Alex a surprise party but I don't know any of his friends so I'm afraid it will just turn out to be a rat birthday party.
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Birth-day, hence conception-day, hence you're getting sex tonight.
"go shorty, it's your birthday." - 50 Cent
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