Baby drive by

When a man is giving oral sex to a women and he quickly, for one lick, moves his tongue from her vaginia to her anus

She loved that baby drive by

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Flash Drive

Operating a car in the nude.

How many flash drives did you see on the highway today?

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hard drive

This usually happens when you drive a '98 Ford Focus on some rocks...

Steve: Arg, this is a hard drive!
John: Are you trying to say my car's a box?

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Amish Drive-By

To stick a pickled egg in ones rectum, squawk like a chicken or other egg laying fowl, and push the egg into a partner’s open mouth.

“Hey Kyler mind if I give a girl an Amish drive-by in your barn?”
“Sure, just don’t use my good pickled eggs.”

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sick drive

The opposite of sex drive. It happens when you're sick and you can't really get aroused. You usually need to have a pretty bad cold or the flu to get it.

Dude 1: Dude! Last week I had the flu, and I missed work but I was really bored cuz I didn't feel like watching porn.

Dude 2: But dude, you're addicted to porn and you watch it at least 7 hours a day!

Dude 1: I know, but I had a sick drive instead of a sex drive.

Dude 2: Oh. Sorry dude. That sucks.

Dude 1: I know.

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Diarrhea Driving

The act of driving a car real fast -- over speeding, exponentially at times.

"Hey *friend's name*, stop diarrhea driving!! I have a wife and kids to feed."

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Driving into a cloud

1. The phrase one uses when one desires to escape a commitment without hurting the other parties feelings.
WARNING: May be taken as joke. Prepare alternate excuse as back up (see seven disc CD changer, or attack by pants).
CAUTION: Do NOT attempt to drive into a could unless you have an airplane.

Sorry, Adriane, I can't go geocaching with you today. I'm driving into a cloud.

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