A place where Indian parents send their children to fucking die, and to get tortured by having no connection with the outside world and only study.
Indian mom: I am sending you to boarding school.
Indian child: NOOOOO WHY!!!!11!!
Working every angle; pumping away at a task
"We'll be juicing the boards at 7AM to get a vaccination appointment for you!"
The act of cumming onto her face and misfires into her nasal cavity resulting in breathing difficulties.
Cum-boarding is difficult to breathe through, but it was an accident.
a day in which boarding students are turned into strudel
person a (day student): oh wow, will you look at that, it's boarding student strudel day!
person b (boarding student): *panics* *runs away*
When you give anal to someone who is underwater and trapped underneath a large pool floatie and cannot escape. It can also be used as a form of punishment.
"Waterboarding was too boring, so we decided to do anal boarding."
Getting the crap between out of you by a smaller person.
yo check it out a midget is tail boarding linear
The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.
Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”