A Car Seat Bitch, is a girl with the body curves like the top half of a car seat, when you’re sitting in the back seat looking forward at it.
Guy: “Damn girl you a car seat bitch”
Girl: “what does that mean?”
Guy: “you got a skinny waist and big hips”
Bro: damn Bruh look at that girls fat ass with those big hips and skinny waist
Bruh: damn bro she a car seat bitch no cap
a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair
omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.
A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
Toilet seat killer executed
When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.
Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.
Meaning you done messed up; you messed your spot up
Yo you done flagged your seat with that shit.
A seat in the back but backwards
Aw man Shawn, let’s ride in the backseat seat in the 1963 dodge station wagon!
Innuendo. This refers to sexual contact... Typically masturbating.
"He got beat down from the Seat down"