Super Stoned

One who is so high, he/she can not function. This individual is so high they can only mumble, drule, feel numb, and sometimes can end up crosseyed. He/She is so high they do not make sense in anything they do. They are completly dumb.

Timmy: Dude lets smoke a huge one!

Jimmy: And get super stoned?!

Timmy: Ya dude, so su stoned we are stonder than a cheese man on ice!

Jimmy: Right on man, I want to get super stoned like I wanna be stonder than a stoned man in the stoned ages getting stoned by all the stoners!!

Timmy: Whoa bro, you are crazy man haha

Jimmy: haha why not?

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Tuna Stone

It is a person that always coughs really loudly, has lots and lots of earwax and blinks at random times.

Guy 1- Whos that retarded kid over there?
Guy 2- Oh hes not retarded, hes just a Tuna Stone
Guy 1- Ahh, that makes much more sense.

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Brad Stoned

To spoil the fun for everyone, in a quest for personal aggrandizement, by revealing a hidden identity of someone.

Comes from Fake Steve Jobs diary where Brad Stone, of the NYTimes, found his real identity.

Fake Steve Jobs got brad stoned by the NYTimes!

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stick and stones

What the caveman really started out with. (emphasis on man)

Hint hint: Penis and balls.

The caveman revealed his stick and stones and put it in the cavewoman's mouth.

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Sober-Stoned

The feeling of being high while completely sober.

"Dude, have you ever thought of how... like the government can track you... and, like, follow you..." "did you just blaze?" "no, bro, I guess I'm sober-stoned!

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joss stone

A beautiful Caucasian pop star who has some mad soul... can outsing Xtina, Mariah and Whitney.

Forget those lame teeny bopper pop tarts & tacky, ghetto r&b singers... Joss Stone is the best.

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stone hands

A phrase used by football players that means you can't catch good.

I will be reciever I'm ill @ catching.

other guy: no fucking way you suck you hav like stone hands

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