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A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.
I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
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A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.
"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"
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Breasts which display bologna-like properties. The said breasts may be male or female.
Man I'd like to stick those bologna tits between to slabs of bread with some mothafuckin' mayo.
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What happens when a girl hugs you really tight from any direction.
Compression of tits = Tit Smash.
'So i was lying on the floor and this girl came and laid on top of me, total tit smash'
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Droopy, saggy breasts that resemble a weasle.
Often times they are seen on "hippy" or "alternative" women that do not wear a bra in a rediculous attempt to end sexism. The lack of support results in drooping tits, and thus, weasel tits.
Dude, that crazy hippy girl has some serious weasel tits, those things are down to her stomach.
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1. (n) the condition that arises in males who have stopped taking steroids. The male body in reaction to the steroids starts producing large amaounts of female hormones such as estrogren and progesterone, resulting in the growth of breasts.
2. (n) the condition that arises in overweight men
1. Damn, now that John is not taking steroids anymore he's gone bald and has some bitch tit.
2. George needs to lose some weight cause he got some serious bitch tit.
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Tits Magee is a person, any person, with nice tits, or huge fatty titties, or sporting medium tits and great cleavage. When you refer to someone as tits magee you can do it in front of them or close to them and just refer to them as "magee" and drop the tits. They can be ugly, hot, fat, but when you refer to a fat person as "magee" you say it with a sort of sarcastic snarl, but a hot chick would be refered to with a desired tone.
Guy 1: "Hey, who hit on you at the club?"
Guy 2: "Fuggin tits magee"(with a sarcastic snarl cause she was fat and obnoxious and had hug fatty titty cleavage that shook like a tsunami tidle wave when she danced).
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