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left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

by TheCoolerLeo June 30, 2024


pizza grease

Pizza grease is the various bodily fluids that accumulate in the folds and creases of the nether regions, eventually staining the bedsheets during and especially after sexual intercourse. See also quim or, as read in Achewood, "dunk oil."

I need to do a load of laundry; I don't know if I'm depressed or just lazy, but I've been sleeping in pizza grease for days.

by Boswell's Johnson December 7, 2016


Grease Wizard

An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.

The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.

Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"

by oblyboblie June 15, 2023


grease cow

Someone who sucks up to women/Peter Calivous

That bitch a grease cow if i’ve seen one

by Sketchy sketch123 March 26, 2019


Dungeon Grease

Crusty, musty, sludge from your pleasure hole.

It's to dry. Let me work up some Dungeon Grease.

by Swamp donkey January 13, 2022


greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.

"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"

by jimmy_chicken March 12, 2012


Grease Trap

When something is completely and utterly fucked or going to be fucked or just completely greasy you shouldn’t even touch it

Nolan- Derek, be carefully she’s greasy asf and you’re gonna get stuck in a grease trap
Derek- I like them grease though

Nolan-once in a grease trap it’s hard to escape

by Cupcake_Dealer06 December 11, 2022