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Much like a skid mark, ski tracks are semen stains left inside of used underwear
"Gosh are those ski tracks in your pants?!"
1. The act of ride sharing to a ski resort
2. A drinking game where passengers drink one beer every time an annoying ski reference including the words shred, gnar, conditions, etc is made on the ride to a ski resort
We ski bussed the way here and Trent literally passed out in the netting.
When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously
“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
When a girl has 2 braids and you hold them as handles while in the doggie position
Man, I took her back to my place and was skiing gator tails all night
Bitch eating crackers sitting in the middle seat of a truck using the passengers and drivers peckers as ski poles
Skiing Bec ski's and strokes the poles when should be working.
It is when you go to your girlfriends house and smash her little sister.
Hey can I have your ski club form