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Best friend day is august 8th! So you have to post about your best friend!
“Do you know what day it is?”
“Yes! It’s best friend day!”
a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
A question with the simple mean of determining a relation. (A very awkward question leaving the other person with no way to respond other than using urban dictionary to ease the tention slowly building between the two parties.)
Ex:
Person A: Are we best friends?
Person B: *leaves on read*
A best-friend-wich is when two best friends get into a threesome together but keep the third party between them to avoid any direct sexual contact.
No Mina and I did not have sex, we did a best-friend-wich with Gary.
January 18th is the day where ur guy best friends appreciate and Treat you girls like a queen
“National appreciate your girl best friend day is the best day ever”
National Give your best friend a hug day is celebrated every year on September 27 . The idea of National Hugging Day is to encourage best friends to hug more often. Go hug your best friend they deserve it.
National Give your best friend a hug day is celebrated every year on September 27 . The idea of National Hugging Day is to encourage best friends to hug more often. Go hug your best friend they deserve it.
The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)
person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh