Sail Boating

Blowing on boobs.

I went to motorboat my girl last night but I was laughing so hard that I just blew on them instead...sail boating!

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Pizza Boat

You got it all wrong guys. Most amazing invention ever.

Bob: Hey lets get a pizza boat
Jimmy: :)))))))))))))))))

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boat pig

A term used to describe police officers (excludes the Coast Guard) who patrol the waters.

The boat pig's caught us for dumping beer cans in Lake Erie.

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Purple Boating

When a man/female moterboats a woman so hard that her nipples turn purple, and they then have a liability to falling off, or produce curdled milk when lactating.

Dude i was purple boating a girl so hard her baby can only get sour milk outta those purple tits!

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booty boating

Motor Boating someones butt.

Jack comes up behind Sarah booty boating her bum.

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row boat

Raping a 400 pound woman from behind thus making her flailing arms appear like oars: big, meaty oars.

Boy #1: Hey lets go to the diabetic clinic and pole the row boat.
Boy #2: Okay, but I call the one with the neck waddle and the super fupa.

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rock the boat

v. to get something going (to get the party started)

"Yeah can we rock the boat or something? This is taking forever!"

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