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When you pull your cock out of some bitch and whip your excess jiz and hope it smacks her in the face or eye; thus ending up as an angry pirate.
Yo dude, remember that bitch I smacked and told to suck my dick? Yeah I gave her the final chapter! Right in her eye!
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That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
When a person asks out an individual and is rejected and resorts to their second choice
Girl: I tried asking out Milosh, but it did'nt work
Guy: That sucks
Girl: Don't worry I'm going for the final solution
The act of making an item, drawing, or creation of any kind look abhorrently ugly or unattractive.
I showed my drawing to Josh, and he took it from my hands and immediately started Final Barring it!
n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.
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Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?
No way. It’s a final stones tour.
When something you have been binge watching ends, you experience the empty feeling of finaleites.
You watch seven seasons of somethinf a series on Netflix and when the final episode ends, you experience finaleitis.
A trainwreck that caused Squaresoft to nearly go bankrupt and forced them to become Square Enix.
Final Fantasy The Spirits Within is a shiny dumpster fire.