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a.K.a Whoredova High . Ratchets parade the halls and "swag daddies" can often be found discussing their baby mama drama between classes . They flaunt their moms tax return money on instagram and claim to be 'stuntin on dem hoes' . Their hot slut cheerleaders make up for their awful football team . Weave and pregnancy test wrappers clutter the floor of G Wing bathroom . Blow Jobs in A Wing discount to 5 dollars .
~T w e r k . T w e r k ~
Keisha: *Twerking in Walmart*
Store Clerk: Excuse me but can i help you with anything ?
Keisha: Yeee lemme get some Plan B pills, cheetah print panties, and #2 mechanical penicls .
Store Clerk: why would you ever need all that?
Keisha: Well i go to Cordova High . You nevaa know
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The prolonged feelings of euphoria yinz get whenever the Steelers complete one of the best comebacks in playoff history n you follow it by ignoring your responsibilities and acting like a wreckless drunk for the next 2 days n' at.
I was on such a Steeler High after we beat dahn 'at faggot flacco in the playoffs n'at at that i bought 6 liters of mad dog and was wildin out til mondee.
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Slang used to call a mixed person. mostly used in the south
Bailey joe is a high yella. Her momma is white but daddy is black
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The single acceptable greeting gesture that will bring the American culture full circle. An abrupt collision of two individuals hands to signify coolness, acknowledgement, amusement, agreement, or testosterone (in the case of a male.)
April 21st is National High Five day.
So the other day I was doing some grocery shopping in this little hippie organic food store close to my summer pad here in hippyville. I was deep in thought, debating between vegetable or three cheese spaghetti sauce, when a skinny hippie dude with a long beard accidentally bumped into me as he was excitedly loading some granola product into his hippie organic food store cart.
In a sort of delayed reaction-where-am-I-who-are-you-kind of way he said, "so sorry sister friend, didn’t mean to bump you."
I, being the forgiving cool person that I am, replied in my classic-no-worries-reassuring-cool-as-fxxk-voice that it was not big deal, sxxt happens and life moves on...did he have any recommendations on vegetable or three cheese spaghetti sauce?
"Oh for sure, definitely the Veggie, it's all about the vegan style" he said.
-Vegan style? Whatever man. Thanks, veggies are tight. High Five...
***Oh fo sure...right there and then me and that old hippie dude gave each other a sweet ass hippie High Five.
Just like it should be done.
Keep on keeping.
High Five.
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Parents: High school is the best four years of your life.
Teachers: Do your fucking homework.
Friends: We try to conform to different stereotypes because we're insecure.
You: Fuck this shit.
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A form of inhumanity, believed to have been outlawed by the Geneva Conventions (See Hell). The longer one spends in a so called "Educational Facility," the worse the mental capacity, attention span, and overall health become (See Death). It is a common belief that once one is out of said facility, they are free to do whatever they wish. This is Bull Shit. The extended residence at one of these locations (See Failure) can lead to Suicide. Common side effects of high school include Insanity, Drug abuse and losing The Game. All in all, high school is a fate worse than Barney.
A) Person 1 - "HOLY SHIT! HE KILLED HIMSELF! WHAT HAPPENED!"
Person 2 - (shakes head) "High School"
B) High School Musical 3
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To be highly intoxicated on crown royal and ginger ale as well as mass quantities of dank ass marijuana. In other words, you get fucked up in a classy way and dont't mind spendin the extra cash required to do so.
Damn son, last weekend I was high ballin it up big pimpin style, I can't remember shit but I know it was bangin!
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