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Forced mini golf

The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.

girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!

by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 27, 2021


Mini bar

A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.

Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.

by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022


Mini-van

Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.

Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...

Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.

by Charlieangusbuttchug October 22, 2019


mini-orgy

A threesome in the sexual world.

I had a mini-orgy with my two best buddies.

by India Frau April 13, 2018


mini pop

young teens or adults that act like little kids in mature set environment

did you see all those mini pops at the gym

by Trashy87 July 15, 2008


mini mickey

A 200mL bottle of alcohol (which is around 6.8oz) . Usually vodka or rum. Mainly a Canadian term.

I drank a mini mickey to myself last night. I was BUZZing.

by EhCanadian September 30, 2015


mini human

A child; a kid; un hijo, mini you, a toddler, etc.

Fuck man! My mini human made a mess!

by Your potato bitch November 11, 2021