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A man's balls - full of 'cream'
He hasn't got the cream puffs down there
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When a black woman sucks off a white man. Two black lips over a white cock, thus being like an oreo cookie.
Jane gave dave a cream in the middle for his bday.
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it is the build up of sweat of the inner thigh of a female
Oh man all this sex, and now i have duck cream.
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When A Guy Masturbates Or Busts A Nut On His own balls
Then The Girl Sucks The Cream And His Balls At The Same Time
Bob: Sucks My Nuts I'm About To Bust
Mary: Oh Yes Berries And Cream, What Fun!
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A white pastey discharge from the anus that occurs during intense sexual possitions. The discharge is caused by a fault in the kidney know as "kidneyitus". The cream is/can be injested by the owners friend/partner/relative as a substance that increases fertility. The cream is similar to that which is placed on deserts which, minus the taste, is fucking disgusting.
"I was having bondage with my sister last night."
"Doesn't she have kidneyitus?"
"Did she..?"
"Yes. Ass creamed all over my face."
"Dad...thats fucking disgusting."
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A derogatory word used for a pasty white person, especially one who is being racist.
White person: "Look at that nigger over there! You want some chicken? KFC's thataway!"
Black person: "STFU you Sour cream lookin piece of shit!"
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after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.
I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.
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