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When a man ejaculates onto the tip of his mother's dildo. His mother then uses the dildo to impregnate herself.
Djhon: MmmmHmmm......Get ready my sweet mama for a magic dildo....
Shayquan: Oh lord jesus......I am ready......
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a steel dildo heated until scalding hot
a strong dildo is used inside a males butt hole and inserted hot then is let to cool and ripped out of the butt hole
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1. The once screen name of Jay Roseman
pHaTTyBaLLz: yo doody!
Dido Dildo: yo phatty!
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When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.
Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"
Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"
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When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.
The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.
I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.
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When you use nerf battle axes and you smack an 8 inch long black rubber dildo around until it makes a dent in a white wall.
Damn! I wish i could play dildo ball! That guy SMACKED that thing right into the wall and left the biggest, blackest dent I have ever seen!
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A complete and utter douchè bag,
usually goes by the names of Doug, Andrew or Sam
Andrew is a prick dildo
That person is a complete douchè he must b be a Sam
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