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The same as a Chinese fire drill only you do it at a green light instead of red.
Hey Jeff, lets do a Polish fire drill at that green light, that should piss people off.
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Ordering everything on the euro saver menu in McDonalds
"Give us twisty fries.. a milkshake.. actually I think I'll just have the Polish Special.. Give me everything cheap on the menu!!"
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What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)
The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."
This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.
person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)
me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.
me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>
An attractive and very intelligent girl, who is loyal and kind and loves her friends while waging war upon her enemies. Basically everyone wishes they could be a Polish girl.
Daaaaaaaaam Ms Zawadzka! Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want and that is a Polish American Princess.
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The time when Poland was actually strong.
1569-1795 (holy shit the polish-lithuanian commonwealth existed for more than 2 centuries)
First Partition - 1772 by Russia, Prussia and Austria
Second Partition - 1793 by Russia and Prussia
Third and final partition - 1795 by Russia, Prussia and Austria. The end of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth's reign.
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth almost beat the shit out of Russia by occupying the capital, Moscow for a bit before getting fucked by the Russian Military.
Polish Line Dancing :
It's a two man circle jerk. With only two participants the only two positions are face to face whackin it, or side by side jerking their hogs. Switch between the two if you like, but never forget... You are in the middle of a Polish Line Dance, or Polish Line Dancing.
Matt was shocked when his brother Wesley shouted to him,... "After chores, we should do some Polish Line Dancing
An open garage in which a carpet has been laid down and a screen door installed. Common during the summertime in Western New York to provide a cool lounging area protected from the weather and insects. These temporary rooms often include couches and televisions to facilitate relaxation.
After a game of kan jam, we relaxed in the Polish living room and drank a few beers.
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