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A "Republican Conveyor Press system" refers to the idea that almost all Republican politicians are made the same. So being that they are so much alike, finding a new Republican politician is as easy as sorting through a Conveyor system; much like that found at a Dry Cleaners. This system is fictional; it is more of an Idea then a real system. The fact that Republican politicians tend to Look, Sound and Act the same; as well as share almost identical outdated conservative views; creates the Idea that if a Republican politician dies, you can just pull another one off of the line and not have to worry about any changes to the overall political system. An argument can be made that the Democrats could have their own Conveyor Press System, but since Democrats tend to have views that are considered to be Out-Side-Of-The-Box, a Democratic stereotype isn't that easy to define. Republican's tend to be Rich, White, Christian, Males; with unjustified fears against Immigration and Same-Sex Marriages.
(Man 1) Oh my God! John McCain died last night! What are we going to do now?! (Man 2) Relax, just pull another politician off of the Republican Conveyor Press System. They are all pretty much the same. The public won't notice the difference.
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When you are having sex and shove a pipe bomb in a British woman’s ass and detonate it making an explosion of cum and blood
You should try the IRA(Irish republican asshole) I shoved a bomb in her ass and it blew my dick to pieces!
A steadfast believer in a political orientation that was hijacked by a former reality TV host.
Ray still believes the results of the 2020 election can somehow be reversed. Ray is a zip-tie Republican.
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The fabled year when Jews are going to abandon the Democratic Party for the Republican Party.
Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.
2004: the year of the Jewish Republican
2008: the year of the Jewish Republican
2012: the year of the Jewish Republican
2016: the year of the Jewish Republican
2020: the year of the Jewish Republican
2024: the year of the Jewish Republican
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Noun
Gay conservatives started a group called the "Log Cabin Republicans," in a strange reference to Abraham Lincoln. Of course, this group was founded in 1977, when Republicans were openly discriminating against the LGBTQ+ community. This prompted commentators to begin comparing the group to the term "Uncle Tom," someone who thinks of slave masters as benevolent dictators, and just treating them nicely will persuade them to end their genocidal slavery practices. Hence, an "Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican."
Don't count on him to care about trans rights. He's an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican who still deadnames Caitlyn Jenner, despite HER being an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican herself!
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White jizzy cummy syrup in a penis shaped bottle.
Jim McGreevy likes Log Cabin Republican Syrup on his pancakes
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Man the way those faux reporters echo each other's lies and distortions, it's like they are like The Republican Centipede (Full Sequence) eating each other's shit.
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