row boat

A position in threesomes when a woman is lying on her back and each man uses one of the availble orifaces. Each man then has to move in unison as if they were in a row boat

I was very frustrated by the view when I got stuck in the back end of the row boat posution.

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Sail Boating

Blowing on boobs.

I went to motorboat my girl last night but I was laughing so hard that I just blew on them instead...sail boating!

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Pizza Boat

You got it all wrong guys. Most amazing invention ever.

Bob: Hey lets get a pizza boat
Jimmy: :)))))))))))))))))

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Crust boat

A makeshift raft consisting of equal parts bread crust, twig and leaf (crust = hull, twig = mast and leaf = sail).

Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.

Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.

Dude, want to go feed some ducks?

Hell's yeah son, I'm gonna break out a crust boat.

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booty boating

Motor Boating someones butt.

Jack comes up behind Sarah booty boating her bum.

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row boat

Raping a 400 pound woman from behind thus making her flailing arms appear like oars: big, meaty oars.

Boy #1: Hey lets go to the diabetic clinic and pole the row boat.
Boy #2: Okay, but I call the one with the neck waddle and the super fupa.

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rock the boat

v. to get something going (to get the party started)

"Yeah can we rock the boat or something? This is taking forever!"

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