Cooking by the Book

A female under the age of 18, therfore, off limits to those adults who might be interested in her sexually. (in reference to the internet sensation 'cooking by the book mashup' featuring rapper lil Jon and children's televison show Lazy Town)

Man, that girl is hot, too bad she's cooking by the book.

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Jungle Book

This is particularly prominant on ladies of the much older variety where the labia hangs down like two covers of a book. To top it all off its covered in so much shrubbery that it resembles the deep forestation of a jungle, so darkly shrouded that the only thing visible is the danglation of flappage.

hey bro are you making eyes at the granny over there. Yeah man that's one jungle book adventure I'd like to take.

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slam book

usually a thing that girls do.
it is a book that usually contains really mean crap about another girl.
when these books get out they could start a huge disaster.

(at the top of page in slam book-name)- Blah
omfg she is such a bitch
yeah she was like trying to steal my boyfriend
did she really?...waht a hoe
(book gets out)
blah: wtf?..i did not?????....y do u guyys hate meee?

principal might get into it and find out where the book started (or atleast try to)

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Bury The Book

To cease time wasting activities, and immediately get back on track with the original plan.

Originated from a literal desire to stop filming interviews in a Shop N Save parking lot, and to drive to Litchfield to bury The Book.

Most approprietly used to break the silence when a project has gone way off course...

"Let's go bury The Book."

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smut books

erotic fiction

Princess Bubblegum: If you like reading real books better why do you have a kindle?
Lumpy Space Princess: It's for my smut books.

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slam book

usually a spiral bound book where a collection of people can slam thier own opinions down about a question/idea written at the top of each page.

(Written at the top of the page)Which is a better mode of transportation, hybrid car or gasoline car? (Then you write your first name, and your answer).

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twilight books

(concerning the book series)its a book series that fat, dumb,gross freshman girls read, very gay book series, and the movie was like playing leap-frog with unicorns, loserish gay girls with no friends read these books, and its a trend that is building. Please stop this second wave of harry potter esque reading,

Guy 1- hey i heard julie wanted to hang out this weekend whatcha think john?

Guy 2- nooo way fuck tht - she reads those twilight books, shes a loser outcast FREAK

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