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An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
is when you drink a lot of water before sleeping. The need to relieve oneself wakes one up.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.
I'm going to bed right after I set my Indian alarm clock.
7 minutes past midnight. (When your digital clock would display 0:07 O' clock.)
"I'll go to bed. It's already Bond o' clock, and I have to et up early."
When you wake a girl up by eating her out.
Every girl loves getting woken up by the Travis Alarm Clock
Where you anal another guy and twist there genitals until they turn purple. While they twist your dick until you get a shock thru there dick
Person1: wanna anal clock-wise