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Cougar

Coolest women in the world that is 2 days older

-Wow look at that cougar!

- I heard she likes BTS tho
- So?

by Not good at soccer March 10, 2022


cougar

An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.

I hope my recently divorced mother doesn't become a cougar!

by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022


lawn cougar

A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.

There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.

by liss09 October 20, 2009

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Cougar Tamer

One who is particularly good at relationships with Cougars!

Man… Randy is such a cougar tamer

by Ranimal11 April 1, 2024


cougar honey

Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).

Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.

by Clamer March 12, 2020


show cougar

Much better than your standard cougar. A show cougar is one that must always be kept on a leash when in a public setting. Not only does it prevent the cougar from escaping, it allows you to gently tug the chain and whisper "easy there show cougar" whenever she is getting a bit too frisky.

Bro that Josie chick is a total show cougar. You better get the leashes on her before somebody else does.

by Foodst4mp April 12, 2023


Cougar-Stomped

After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.

"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"

Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!

by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 28, 2010