i want you to fuck me Jerry

what are you fucking gay

i want you to fuck me Jerry. FUCK ME

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people in hell want ice water

Its a phrased used to describe those to make their bed, but bitch about sleeping in it. The idea that Satan would even consider relieving their suffering is laughable when they are the sole reason they are in Hell in the first place. They're complaining about being in Hell? They shouldn't have been assholes their whole lives.

Republicans: We really want you to trust that we care about minorities.

Voters: Uh-huh, and people in hell want ice water.

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I want to get out buffer

The origin of this sentence is in Hebrew.
State that the person disagree with a certain thing, or something seems wrong, so that the person want's to express his disfavors.

He: Let's get this women to dance for us.
She: I want to get out buffer.

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Please I want to go home

When You get in a white van expecting candy

Man: your not going anywhere

Girl:please I want to go home

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I want to make a tiger woods with her.

I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.

"I want to make a tiger woods with her."

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do you want to go see butterflies?

basically the new version of "do you want eat ramen?"

Jae-eon - do you want to go see butterflies?

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Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?

Sticky Keys lets you use the SHIFT, CTRL, ALT, or Windows Logon keys by pressing one key at a time. The keyboard shortcut to turn on Sticky Keys is to press the SHIFT key 5 times.

Disable this keyboard shortcut in Ease of Access keyboard settings

bored human: lemme type the "Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?" keyboard prompt.
another human: fcuk