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One Weird Tip

For pennies a day get your college diploma

You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen to one weird tip

by DontBeLikeTheSun September 18, 2023


plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.

"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"

by ChoccyMilf September 17, 2017


Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021


one LOVE. 1

When you Respect someone but they GIVE a sense of PHONYness.

so you say 1 at the end

Cause they might end up SCREWING you over at the END.

YOU: Good looking Cutty, i appreciate you.
Phony: any time, i got more of that FIRE you feel.

just tap in
YOU: fs... ONE LOVE. 1

(wakling away) YOU: Bitch ass FAGGET...

by oneLOVE.1 February 19, 2023


One-sided Zero-cost Acquisition

The technical terminology for the contentious acquisition of goods or services accomplished at zero-cost to the acquirer, as known as theft.

Mr. Robinson acquired the paraphernalia of an urban pharmaceutical technician, colloquially known as a drug dealer, at prices of totalling zero. His one-sided zero-cost acquisition was successful until Jeremiah showed up to the door demanding payment.

by Rock your rockhard June 1, 2023


baby one

the first baby of the baby squad. they follow the master feez.

baby one, come this way.

by littlefeez July 30, 2017


one and half sandwiches

The act of making a sandwich to a fraction. To suffice yours and possibly another's hunger.

"Hey teagan you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and half sandwiches and give me half!!"

by johnnyformo October 25, 2013