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General greeting for any type of event in Philly.
Cashier: Your total will be $20.99
Customer: Thanks, Go Birds
Something that gets real hot real quick.
Dam, my phone is going Chernobyl on my leg, feel this thing.
Like go postal, but the shooter is goin' to college. The academic, pressures, cliques, Greek life, and latent homosexuality of so many college activities drives a minority of undergraduates into the going co-ed zone. Especially where state gun laws are less restrictive and where psychological evaluations matter less, they can pack heat and now down fellow co-eds, profs if they're really pissed. See Virginia Tech.
Horrified co-ed 1: Omg! It's like he's gonna go co-ed. He looks like a total freakazoid nerdster and totz ready to shoot
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.
Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.
Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.
When you going through facebook photos, clicking the left arrow first to see what they looked like years ago.
Going left on Jay Jones Facebook photos revealed he has always been hot.
Used to tell dumbasses its time to kick rocks. Cause everyone knows. Am i right...
Anyone "Dude there is no way you can can still be up drinking after last night." Me "Go eat a bowl of trix."
Because... I am!!! I am!!!
Something incompetent people use to identify themselves among others
oh bobby go ahead to peach on me
A restroom at a Disney theme park.
Mommy! Why is the line for the "Let It Go" ride so long?! Can't we get an Asspass?