Big ol' thick ho

A full figured or lager framed, natural, sexy woman often with a nice rack, great curves and a nice big-ass.

Look at the turd cutter on that big ol' thick ho, I'd like to tap that!

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Ye Ole Pasta Twat

A chinese, irish, italian whiskey...made from femented noodles and gorllia piss. An alcohol content greater than 100 percent pure.

In most cultures.. Ye Ole Pasta Twat is a new years eve celebratory beverage that will rip yo goddammed head off. Enjoy..you fuckers !!

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Drip off the ol' cock

Chip off the ol' block, being similar to ones father.

"wow he has his father's temper!"

"Yeah, he's a Drip off the ol' cock alright!"

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Give It The Ol' College Try

A demonstration of intent to half-ass a given project, and an indication that the project might come to fruition, but more likely won't.

Synonym for the Arabic phrase "Insha'Allah"

Bill: Are you going to have those TPS reports done by Friday?
Fred: I'll give it the ol' college try!

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ol' turkey head move

Girl gives you a blowjob.She suck repeatedly until you reach orgasm. The performance looks like a turkeys head when shes suckin your cock. her head goes back and forth like a turkey on a walk shackin its head back and forth.

James:Wow dude, I wanted to visit you at home yesterday.
Jimmy:Eh?
James:You know man, we wanted to play some X-Box you wasn´t
there, remember.
Jimmy:Yeah sorry dude, I forgot.
James:Don´t be sorry, dude. Your mom let me in performed the
ol' turkey head move on my dick.
James:Ooops!
Jimmy WHAT????!!!!!
James:Hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
Jimmy´s Gun:...BANG

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The good Ol days of music

Oh the GOOD OLD DAYS OF MUSIC.

Yeah. Every generation says that. Fact is, countless excellent bands are created every day, many excellent new bands will be made and their fans will grow up to say that was the apex of music.

Basically, piss off.

*the good ol days of music doesn't exist, its an illusion

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Grandpa's Ol' Huntin' boots

The act of a man placing the wrinkly scrotum over the other partners nose resembling boots hanging from a tied string.

When I watched "Lemon Party" did I see one of those old men perform Grandpa's Ol' Huntin' boots?

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