The act of pooping your pants at a party then finishing the turd off in the toilet then wiping. After which you clog the toilet and unclog with your bare hands.
My friend had a Dirty Brian at this party. He then clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom
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a gay boy who sucks dicks under the bridge; also known to lick hairy butts; castrated in the early 1970s; bald everywhere but the pubes; albino; no eyeballs
brian daniels sucks fish sticks
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school caretaker who has a gcse, a-level, and PHD in swearing
groovy brian has bits of beans in his ears
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the guitarrist of the british band Queen and the sexiest man of the whole world. Obviously married with Roger Taylor and loves the number 39 (because if not the song wonΒ΄t exist) he will rock you with his badgers and hedghogs
any person: the most handsome person is "el yungkuk" of los bities
me: NO THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS Brian May AND NO ONE OF THOSE BITIES WILL GO OVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When you are fucking your boyfriend raw and his brother runs in and backdoors you.
Hey Terry, you remember when we had that special moment and then your brother ran in and back-doored me? He's such a Ukranian Brian.
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A total douche fag, typically a brian laster has a very tiny cock and enjoys receiving anal sex more than the average gay male.
Man that guy is a total brian laster
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When the sole reason you go to the gym is to see the old man schlongs in the locker room & you βaccidentallyβ bump into them while changing .
Iβm thinking of getting a planet fitness membership just so I can pull a dirty Brian .
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