Dirty Brian

The act of pooping your pants at a party then finishing the turd off in the toilet then wiping. After which you clog the toilet and unclog with your bare hands.

My friend had a Dirty Brian at this party. He then clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom

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Brian G

He's a saint. Like probably the best person you've ever met- on the outside. To all of your friends. To you in public. BUT in reality? He's a conniving evil mastermind plotting for world domination. This is a world domination that he'll never experience though, as he's a weak ass lil bitch. He locks you out of your apartment and forces you to sleep elsewhere. He drinks all your beers. He'll probably fuck your mom.

"Is that Brian G?"
"Yeah what a nice guy."

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Brian Miller

A Person who is an asshole to his friends and doesn't give a shit about him or his friends. Doesn't care for friendship and wants only what he wants.

"I'm A Brian Miller and I'm going to kick you from this call"

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Brian Daniels

a gay boy who sucks dicks under the bridge; also known to lick hairy butts; castrated in the early 1970s; bald everywhere but the pubes; albino; no eyeballs

brian daniels sucks fish sticks

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groovy brian

school caretaker who has a gcse, a-level, and PHD in swearing

groovy brian has bits of beans in his ears

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Brian Laster

A total douche fag, typically a brian laster has a very tiny cock and enjoys receiving anal sex more than the average gay male.

Man that guy is a total brian laster

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Brian May

the guitarrist of the british band Queen and the sexiest man of the whole world. Obviously married with Roger Taylor and loves the number 39 (because if not the song won´t exist) he will rock you with his badgers and hedghogs

any person: the most handsome person is "el yungkuk" of los bities

me: NO THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS Brian May AND NO ONE OF THOSE BITIES WILL GO OVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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