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When a really old man dates a really young woman.
Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is 25--looks like they're carbon dating.
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A woman whose finest attributes can be seen as she sits across the table from you at dinner, i.e., from the table up.
Although she looked hot from across the bar, when Dr. Hoppe got close enough to see her ass he realized she was, at best, a respectable dinner date.
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When seventh graders claim to be "dating." The biggest joke in the world. I mean, seriously. People have to make them hug.
Person 1: "I hear Brad is dating Rachel."
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: "Yeah, and John made them hug. It was so embarrassing!"
Person 2: "Oh, I forgot, they're sevie dating."
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A situation that was thought by one party as hanging out between friends is actually a date in disguise.
Angela: So you know how I was going to hang out with Dave and his friends last night?
Jess: Yeah?
Angela: It was a total Sneak-A-Date! His friends didn't show up and he ended up taking me out to a movie where he tried putting the moves on me
Jess: Lame.
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The façade of being a stable, normal, attractive, & healthy person on a first date; similar to a game face for any difficult situation. Will lead to a second date but easily dissolves by the third.
Last night’s date was fantastic. I was charming, polite and kind. I had my date face on! We’re going on out again this weekend and I hope I can keep it up.
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A heterosexual person who attends a dance/event/party with a homosexual person because either the homosexual is still in the closet or their partner/previous date could not attend.
"Chelsea doesn't want her parents to know she's a lesbian so she brought Dave to be her straight date when she met them up for dinner."
"Joe's boyfriend had to work so he asked me to be his straight date to his company picnic."
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When you have patrolled or surveyed a party or group of people, looked for possible pick ups and have narrowed down the choices to a few you could date.
Dude 1: Bro have you found anyone interesting here yet?
Dude 2: Ya man, im pretty up-to-date.
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