Gamer Nuts is a feeling in your nuts from sitting down for too long resulting in your own nut sack falling asleep. Another word for Gamer Nuts is Numb Nuts.
Person 1: “Bro, my nut sack just went gamer mode”
Person 2: “What??”
Person 1: “I’ve got gamer nuts from gaming for 7+ hours”
Person 2: “I still don’t know what you mean by ‘gamer nuts’”
Person 1: “Oh, you know how your hand or your foot falls asleep? Well, it’s pretty much that but my nuts fell asleep”
Person 2: “No one says that, but ok”
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When you're hair gets pushed down leaving a crease from a headset
Max: look at Kierans gamer crease.
Joe: that's so bad.
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a delectable stew made with a broth base of mtn dew and monster, with choice of gummy candy, traditionally made with sour patch kids.
"what have you been up to?"
"I've only eaten gamer soup for the last 5 days"
"What the fuck is wrong with you."
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The shape and size of young American male asses who do nothing but eat Cheetos and play COD all day.
Not a bad looking guy, but he has gamer ass.
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Gamer Absence can have many meanings. The most common of which is when yah homie Joshua can’t get on discord cuz he’s gotta do the laundry. Another meaning of which is when the gamer is caught in a game and can’t go outside to the dinner table just yet. Gamer absence is only to be referred to in the first situation however. The second is just your mom yelling at you to get off the computer/Xbox/PS4/Nintendo/etc
Zack: I have bad news men, Andrew is walking the dog right now, we are in a state of gamer Absence. Let us pray for our brother.
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A term used to define fat people who play too many video games.
Normal Person: You have gamer gut dude
Fat Person: No I don't!
Normal Person: Come do a push up then fat ass
Fat Person: Okay but let me finish this round of Halo Ok?
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An excuse people who play video games as apposed to exercising and doing real sports.
Sports Player: Man look at my swimmer body!
Guy with Gamer Gut: Yeah well look at my gamer gut!
Sports Player: Dude that's sick..
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