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A place where innocent children are held captive in a large building where you are forced to learn things that you will never use in your entire life. <3 GERTRUDE
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
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(1)a. The place where underaged minors unable to care for themselves spend their time sleeping, listening to dumbasses who teach you things that you could teach yourself, and spend all their time wishing that they could be doing something else than studying for that test that will supposedly help you sometime in your life. Bullshit.
b. A place where people get to spend the first one-fourth of their life getting tea-bagged by jocks and getting spat on by ugly fat emo bitches with no titties just to come home and realize that your parents don't love you.
(2)a. The work that you do pays off in the long run in actuality. You are now ready to get payed to be gang banged by a bunch of black dudes in a closet. (Good Luck)
b. Sleep is an important thing on your road to being supposedly educated. Getting none at night is your goal so you can spend it not working at school. If you feel really lazy, you can just play hooky instead.
(3)a. The teachers don't care about your future. They want you to be humiliated in school. That's why they wake you up in such loud manners. It's like they want you to punch them in the face when you wake up from sheer fear.
b. The best way to have fun in school is to pick fights and fuck with your teachers. The more brutal and disruptive, the better. Ex.- Laugh at the dying Jews if you're learning about the holacaust.
Enjoy Your Stay.
I went to school today thinking I wouldn't go back. Luckily, I came back with only an ass full of jizz.
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S: seven
C: crappy
H: hours
O: of
O: our
L: life
school is the wrost thing ever.
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also known as hell. recess su fun but sitting down all day is a no for me
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An institution of learning of useless boring crap for 6 hours a day.
I've been out of school for 13 years, thank God.
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An educational place that people hate because:
1. their grades suck
2. some of the students there suck
3. they have the attention span of a broken AOL CD.
4. they think the job they want won't require much education.
5. they think they deserve unlimited free time
6. other people say it sucks.
People need to go to school more often. If you don't go to school, you'll spend the rest of your life working at McDonald's or having some other menial job, and living in your mom's basement.
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School- Preparation for Hell, AKA, the River Styx. A place where the Greater Demons (Teachers) impregnate in your brain the seeds of doubt, low self-esteem, worthlessness, anxiousness and pure terror. The Lesser Demons (Students) submit you to their evil ways such as manipulation and peer pressure. These Lesser Demons may also convert your mindset by making you realize that you are: Homosexual in some way, have no life, every adult is out to get you, you have no hope for the future, you can't dress.
Momma, today my teacher told me I would amount to nothing at school today, and then my friends said I would flunk out and live life as a half-crazy bum...
Lol
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