“White Tears” in this context is not a reference to all White people. “White Tears” is phrase to describe what happens when certain types of White people either complain about a nonexistent racial injustice or are upset by a non-White person’s success at the expense of a White person. It encompasses (and makes fun of) the performative struggle to acknowledge the existence of White privilege, and the reality that it aint always gonna go unchecked.
Like Iggy Azalea with the Becky thing.
Iggy Azalea (tweeting) : girl BYE. do you know how many time ppl have called me BECKY? it didnt have any kind of positive intention behind it. dont start.
the whole becky thing "give me that becky" comes from white womens supposed love for blow jobs. so excuse me but, i dont want *white tears*
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When girls masturbate when sad
“I had pussy boy tears last night”
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The most sincere tears of all.
Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!
Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!
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What one might do with a drill-shaped penis.
When I take the bus home afterwards, I won't be able to sit, because they're going to tear me a new asshole.
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n. A rare sexual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. You CANNOT you lubricant, or it's called anal sex. The act consists of a man with a larger penis thrusting it into a partner's anus, causing mild to severe tearing. The partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.
Julie : "Hey, Darla baby, why's there blood dripping down from between your legs? I thought you got your period last week!"
Darla : "No, silly, Jim gave me a Fred Ass-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing I've ever experienced!"
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The act of crying while participating in sexual intercourse with a friend of your significant other.
As he unbuckled his jeans I couldn't hold back the crocodile tears.
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Only the BEST Neon Genesis Evangelion RPG. Evar.
Tears of Angels r0x0rz ur b0x0rz.
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