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when you a guy puts his cock in a girls vagina
Hey Jess, Me and Nick played hide the banana last night
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1.)a delicious dessert consisting of a banana coated in delicious fudge, or
2.)a phrase that sounds infinitely dirty.
1a:dude, last night i had some bananas and fudge.
2a:awesome! was it delicious?
1b:dude, last night i had some bananas and fudge.
2b:eww, man, i dont need to hear that shit.
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a fuckin amazing band from japan. they rock your ass hard.
the melt banana show was fun as hell, now suck my cock
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when you microwave a banana and slit the side and remove the banana placeing the warm banana skin around your penis and wanking ... this ancient technique was introduced to the world by dark munne
people found out i had a banana wank..
fyfes 4 life
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When a girl is a virgin and scared about her first time then usually she'll steal a condom from her parents room and slip it onto a nice unripe banana. She'll spread her legs wide and force it deep inside, to break her hymen and test if a penis will actually fit. If it does fit then she'll pump it in and out for about 15 minutes even if it hurts. If it doesn't fit she'll smear it with vaseline and jam it in harder until it works.
Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband
"Oh my god, I'm so scared that he'll know I'm a virgin... Oh well I'll break my hymen and have sex with a banana!"
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A healthy, amazingly delicious frozen treat made by whipping frozen bananas in your food processor.
How on earth can frozen bananas taste just like soft ice cream?
I have no idea. Stop asking questions and pass me more of that Banana Whip.
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While performing sexual intercourse, the male inserts a banana inside the female's anus. This is typically done in the ever famous "doggie-style" position. Once the male is prepared to ejaculate, he removes his penis from the vagina and ejaculates around the banana, which is still inserted in the anus. Banana milkshake, ladies and gentlemen.
Last night, Jo-Anne and I were feeling quite sexy and she said she was very hungry as well as very thirsty. I told her I would give her a banana milkshake. She was quite surprised, yet pleased with the outcome.
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