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Doodoo dildo

When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.

The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.

I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.

by s7l February 26, 2012

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Massachusetts Dildo

A dildo made from shit that has been frozen
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When a man takes a shit and freezes it, later uses it on his wife as a shit dildo. A Massachusetts can range up to 15 inches if you eat enough food and shit the right way for the massive dildo. A man can also combine 2 shits and freeze them together creating a massive 25 inch dildo to penetrate your wife deep... deep as i mean in and out past her g spot into her lungs oh yeah ! in and out in and out the lungs.

I just Massachusetts dildo my wife hard oh yeah baby give it to her.

by Jack Queen Mcquan October 23, 2017

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Mirage Dildo

A Mirage Dildo is a Dildo that looks massive on the package but it's actually really small

Girl 1: I just got my dildo in the mail turns out it was a mirage dildo
Girl 2: That Sucks

by JewishKrabs September 15, 2016

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Sandy Dildo

a female masturbating on the beach.

It was so gross, I saw a sandy dildo on the beach today.

by steveisak August 22, 2011

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Dildo dancer

A dancing dick with a crowd of anal wantersπŸ†πŸ’¦

Wow did you see that dildo dancer today?

No but I want to!!

But your not an anal wanter sooo...

by Makaylabitch930 December 15, 2015

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Dildo Ham

Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft

Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?

by Firebolt Please May 14, 2019

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sausage dildo

It is when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

By Teddles,dandalf,jak-e thompspoon an tobyrone.

Are you using that sausage dildo

by Voldaar March 16, 2016

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