When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.
The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.
I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.
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A dildo made from shit that has been frozen
ect....
When a man takes a shit and freezes it, later uses it on his wife as a shit dildo. A Massachusetts can range up to 15 inches if you eat enough food and shit the right way for the massive dildo. A man can also combine 2 shits and freeze them together creating a massive 25 inch dildo to penetrate your wife deep... deep as i mean in and out past her g spot into her lungs oh yeah ! in and out in and out the lungs.
I just Massachusetts dildo my wife hard oh yeah baby give it to her.
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A Mirage Dildo is a Dildo that looks massive on the package but it's actually really small
Girl 1: I just got my dildo in the mail turns out it was a mirage dildo
Girl 2: That Sucks
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a female masturbating on the beach.
It was so gross, I saw a sandy dildo on the beach today.
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A dancing dick with a crowd of anal wantersππ¦
Wow did you see that dildo dancer today?
No but I want to!!
But your not an anal wanter sooo...
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Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft
Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?
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It is when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo
By Teddles,dandalf,jak-e thompspoon an tobyrone.
Are you using that sausage dildo
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