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When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.
The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.
I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.
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A dancing dick with a crowd of anal wanters🍆💦
Wow did you see that dildo dancer today?
No but I want to!!
But your not an anal wanter sooo...
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Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft
Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?
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It is when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo
By Teddles,dandalf,jak-e thompspoon an tobyrone.
Are you using that sausage dildo
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The act of puting a condom over a corn cob and using it for sexual stimulation.
Stacy used a Nebraska Dildo because she lost her vibrator.
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A word used when an individual is acting foolish and crude at the same time.
" Did you hear that new kid Brian at lunch today? He's a complete dildo weed!" Or "Don't be such a dildo weed."
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A dildo bag is a gaping, loose vagina.
Usually used as a derogatory term for a promiscuous female.
"Have you seen Adamina lately? She's become such a dildo bag."
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